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FIGHTING: Thriller II

So – you’re going to call your debut EP “Thriller II”. Audacious. Fortunately, this first offering from Preston n’er-do-wells FIGHTING is self-aware enough to get away with it – both in terms of its strengths and faults.

Consisting of four tracks, T2 is a noisy and brash celebration of the art of being noisy and brash. The tone of it brings to mind Senseless Things, particularly on opener Keelie Needs Practice, where distorted bass and guitar bounce around a shouty and chiefly incomprehensible vocal. Sadly the lyrics aren’t available, though the repeated refrain makes it clear that Keelie needs practice. At something. James’ lets out a laugh right at the end making it clear that he doesn’t care if you understood a word of it though, and it’s a fun song regardless.

Next up is 2/52 and the chorus of “you, me, us, them” is clearly designed for shouting along by a bunch of overexcited sweaty drunks. Parts of the track are reminiscent of Ned’s Atomic Dustbin’s “Until You Find Out”, a similarity accentuated by the occasional high bass notes. That’s two mid-nineties guitar bands so far.

Third track Guest Appearance Bruce Springsteen is probably the weakest on the EP, where the vocals stand out a biit too much, and a bit too tunelessly to get away with it. Don’t get me wrong, this is not a band built around vocal delivery, but on this track the two vocals seem to be fighting each other leading to a bit of a shonky sound.

Finally, a breezeblock is jammed on the accelerator for the first half of Chorley Tom Cruise, and James’ vocal gets to stand alone, which seems to work well. Yeah, it’s more of the same, but when an EP is this much shouty fun then that’s what you want. The second half slows it down and brings in a call/response version of the chorus from the other half of this duo, and again you can see a design under the chaos – to provide songs that you pick up enough of to shout along in the appropriate sections after a few too many sambucas.

In total, Thriller II is far from perfect, but I suspect Fighting would be the first to admit it, and the overall vibe is not that of a quest for perfection. It’s a quest for a good time – and who doesn’t want to have a good time?

You can download Thriller II from the Fighting bandcamp site.

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